Dev Process Don’t Touch It

It works. Don’t touch it.

SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT PROCESS in cream and orange letters inside a rounded frame, then a numbered list: 0. This should be easy. 1. Change one line. 2. Break everything. 3. Undo everything. and, in orange, 4. It works. Don’t touch it. A cracked code window held together with an orange bandage sits below.

It’s for the developer who promised it would be a quick change, the senior engineer who knows not to touch working code, and anyone who has undone a whole afternoon. A gift for programmers, software engineers and tech leads.