Dev Process Roll It Back

Works on my machine. Roll it back.

SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT PROCESS in heavy cream letters inside a rounded frame, then a numbered list: 0. Works on my machine. 1. Ship it. 2. Everyone is typing. 3. Nobody is smiling. and, in red, 4. Roll it back. A laptop with a flashing red alarm light and a teal undo arrow sits below.

It’s for the developer who has said “works on my machine” and meant it, the on-call engineer who knows the silence before a rollback, and anyone who has shipped on a Friday. A gift for programmers, DevOps engineers and release managers.