IT Project Manager

Everything’s on fire. Status: on track.

A terminal window runs $ imagine –role “IT Project Manager”, loads some empathy, and reports: it’s easy, it’s just like riding a bike, except the bike, you, the servers, the timeline and everything else are ON FIRE in orange-red. The last line, in terminal green: status: ON TRACK.

It’s for the IT project manager whose status report stays green no matter what, the scrum master who has seen every timeline catch fire, and the developer who wonders what the PM’s job is really like. A gift for project managers, PMOs and the whole delivery team.