Programmer Definition Terminal

> see also: wizard, magician.

A cream-outlined terminal window with orange and green buttons: PROGRAMMER in big cream pixel letters, noun. [pro-gram-er] in gold and green, Solves problems you didn’t know you had. and, in green, Uses methods you don’t understand., then a > see also: wizard, magician. prompt with an orange </> and a green cursor.

It’s for the developer who lives in the terminal, the sysadmin who has explained their job one too many times, and anyone who would rather show a code window than small talk. A gift for programmers, sysadmins and retro computing fans.