Programmer Definition

See also: wizard, magician.

Programmer in big bold white letters, noun. [pro-gram-er] and a rule beneath, then the definition: Someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had, in a way that you don’t understand. See also: wizard, magician. Clean white type on dark, like a dictionary entry.

It’s for the developer whose family still can’t explain what they do, the coder who fixes things nobody asked about, and anyone who likes a joke with a straight face. A gift for programmers, software engineers and new computer science graduates.