Description
Millions of years to stand up. One job to sit back down.
It’s for the developer whose posture peaked at the walking stage, the remote worker who knows their chair better than their couch, and anyone who has caught themselves hunched over a keyboard. A gift for programmers, office workers and anyone who sits all day.
EVOLUTION. in big cream letters above the classic march of silhouettes: an ape, early humans, an upright man, then a person at a laptop desk and, last, the same person hunched right over the screen. WELL, MOSTLY. sits below. Cream silhouettes with teal laptop screens.
Printed on the Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend hoodie, a warm 50/50 cotton-poly fleece with a double-lined hood, matching drawcord, front pouch pocket and a printed neck label. It comes in 16 colors, sizes S–3XL, and is printed on demand.


















































