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The List Table Crewneck Sweatshirt

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Santa ran the query. You’re still pending review. Santa’s naughty list as a SQL query result, with you still pending review.

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Collections: Christmas, Coding, GiftsDesign: The List Table

Description

Santa ran the query. You’re still pending review.

It’s for the DBA who has restored a table at 2 a.m., the data engineer who freezes deploys in December, and the developer who swears that change was quick. A Christmas gift for database admins, SQL developers and data engineers.

Santa’s list as a query result: naughty_list in terminal green over a two-column table of name and status. Pushed on Friday: naughty. “Quick change” in prod: naughty. No WHERE in DELETE: very naughty. And on the last row, in green: you, pending review.

Printed on the Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend crewneck, a classic 50/50 cotton-poly fleece with ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband and a printed neck label. It comes in 14 colors, sizes S–3XL, and is printed on demand.

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