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Programmer Christmas Shirts

Funny Christmas shirts for programmers, sysadmins and the family IT department: the code freeze, the help desk and Santa’s naughty list, IT department copy. On tees, hoodies, mugs and stickers. Buying a gift? The Christmas gift guide has more ideas and the order-by dates.

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Code freeze starts now.

December in IT means two things: nobody deploys, and somebody gets asked to fix the printer after dinner. These designs are for both. Ho Ho Hold puts every deploy on hold until January, Deck the Halls, Not the Servers declares the change freeze, Santa’s IT Naughty List keeps the IT department’s copy, and Off and On Again asks the Christmas lights the only question that matters.

A gift for the developer on call over the holidays, the sysadmin guarding production, or the relative who fixes everyone’s Wi-Fi. More ideas in the Christmas gift guide and in gifts for programmers.

Questions

When should I order for Christmas?

Order by Friday, December 4 for delivery in the US by Christmas Eve, and by Tuesday, November 24 for Canada, the UK and the EU. Everything is printed when you order: production usually takes 2–5 business days, then delivery. Exact dates are on each product page and at checkout; see the Shipping Policy.

Will a non-programmer get the joke?

Mostly, yes. Everyone has been asked whether they tried turning it off and on again, and a naughty list needs no explaining. The code freeze ones land best with people who work in tech.

Can I send it straight to them?

Yes. Enter their address as the shipping address at checkout and it ships directly from our print partners.