Funny Science & Evolution Shirts
Funny evolution shirts for programmers: millions of years to stand up straight, one desk job to undo it, and a robot to finish the work. On shirts, hoodies, mugs and stickers.
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Evolution Well Mostly T-Shirt
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Work Smarter T-Shirt
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Evolution Level Up T-Shirt
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From Survival to Supervisory T-Shirt
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The Real Breakthrough T-Shirt
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Peak Evolution T-Shirt
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~/science · latest designs
Work SmarterEvolve. Automate. Relax.
Peak EvolutionCode runs. Coffee flows.
Evolution Well MostlyMillions of years to stand up. One job to sit back down.
From Survival to SupervisoryFirst we hunted. Then we coded. Now we supervise.
The Real BreakthroughNot fire. Not the wheel. Letting the robot code.
Evolution Level UpFinal form: hoodie, monitor, terminal.
// about science
Millions of years to stand up. One job to sit back down.
The march of progress has a new last step. These designs follow it from the cave to the keyboard: the ape who picked up a tool, the coder hunched at a laptop, and the latest stage of human development, feet up while the AI types. Some end at a retro terminal, some at a seventies sunset, all of them at a desk.
A good gift for the biologist who learned to code, the developer with the posture to prove it, or anyone who says they are supervising. For more robots doing the work, see AI shirts.
Questions
Will a non-programmer get the joke?
Yes. Everyone knows the evolution march, and everyone knows what a desk does to your back. The AI ones land best with people who have watched a chatbot do their homework.
How long does an order take?
Everything is printed on demand. Production usually takes 2–5 business days, then delivery takes about 3–8 business days in the US and 5–15 to Canada, the UK, the EU and Australia. See the Shipping Policy for other countries and costs.
Can I return an item?
Items are made to order, so we can’t take returns for change of mind or sizing. If anything arrives misprinted, damaged or wrong, email us within 30 days and we’ll replace or refund it. See the Refund and Returns Policy.