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The IT guy, terminal cap on his head and EAT. SLEEP. CODE. REPEAT. on his hoodie, gives you the side-eye over his shoulder. Next to him, in bold capitals: HOW THE IT GUY LOOKS AT YOU WHEN YOU ASK HIM SOMETHING DIRECTLY INSTEAD OF SUBMITTING A TICKET.

It’s for the help desk hero who gets stopped in the hallway, the sysadmin whose DMs are a second queue, and everyone who has heard “quick question” one too many times. A gift for IT support, sysadmins and network engineers.