Description
Says no for a living. Usually right.
It’s for the security analyst who says no for a living, the SOC team that assumes breach before coffee, and the IT person whose paranoia keeps being proven right. A gift for infosec people, pen testers and whoever sends the phishing tests.
A dictionary entry in big stacked type: CYBER SECURITY, then EXPERT in terminal green, the pronunciation, two numbered meanings and a see-also line that ends on “correct” in coral.
Printed on the Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend hoodie, a warm 50/50 cotton-poly fleece with a double-lined hood, matching drawcord, front pouch pocket and a printed neck label. It comes in 14 colors, sizes S–3XL, and is printed on demand.














































