Description
Serving size: 1 hunch.
It’s for the developer who has shipped on a gut feeling, the data analyst whose dashboard nobody opened, and the product manager who knows how that meeting went. A gift for software engineers, data folks and the whole delivery team.
A nutrition label for the decision nobody tested: DECISION FACTS, serving size 1 hunch, decisions per meeting: all of them. Confidence 500%. Data 0g. Vibes 100g, gut feeling 100g, testing none, peer review skipped, hindsight later. Contains: 3 a.m. outages. May cause rollbacks. And under it, in terminal green: that wasn’t very data driven of you.
Printed on the Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend hoodie, a warm 50/50 cotton-poly fleece with a double-lined hood, matching drawcord, front pouch pocket and a printed neck label. It comes in 14 colors, sizes S–3XL, and is printed on demand.














































