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Santa ran the query. You’re still pending review.
It’s for the DBA who has restored a table at 2 a.m., the data engineer who freezes deploys in December, and the developer who swears that change was quick. A Christmas gift for database admins, SQL developers and data engineers.
Santa’s list as a query result: naughty_list in terminal green over a two-column table of name and status. Pushed on Friday: naughty. “Quick change” in prod: naughty. No WHERE in DELETE: very naughty. And on the last row, in green: you, pending review.
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