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Decision Facts Crewneck Sweatshirt

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Serving size: 1 hunch. A nutrition label for a hunch: Data 0g, Vibes 100g, Confidence 500%. Contains: 3 a.m. outages.

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Collections: Coding, Gifts, Slogan & TextDesign: Decision Facts

Description

Serving size: 1 hunch.

It’s for the developer who has shipped on a gut feeling, the data analyst whose dashboard nobody opened, and the product manager who knows how that meeting went. A gift for software engineers, data folks and the whole delivery team.

A nutrition label for the decision nobody tested: DECISION FACTS, serving size 1 hunch, decisions per meeting: all of them. Confidence 500%. Data 0g. Vibes 100g, gut feeling 100g, testing none, peer review skipped, hindsight later. Contains: 3 a.m. outages. May cause rollbacks. And under it, in terminal green: that wasn’t very data driven of you.

Printed on the Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend crewneck, a classic 50/50 cotton-poly fleece with ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband and a printed neck label. It comes in 14 colors, sizes S–3XL, and is printed on demand.

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