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Born offline. Still running. I AM OLDER THAN THE INTERNET in big stacked capitals, the last word in coral.
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A desk-ready gift for the IT veteran who remembers life before Wi-Fi.
I AM OLDER THAN THE INTERNET in big stacked capitals, the last word in coral. The design is printed on both sides, so it faces out whichever hand you drink with.
Glossy white ceramic mug in 11 oz and 15 oz, printed on demand with vivid, fade-resistant sublimation. Microwave and dishwasher safe.
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