Description
Born offline. Still running.
It’s for the sysadmin who remembers the dial-up tone, the developer who learned to code from a book, and anyone who had a life before Wi-Fi. A birthday gift for programmers, IT pros and tech-loving parents.
I AM, OLDER and THAN THE in tall off-white capitals, stacked and left-aligned, then INTERNET in coral, the biggest line of all. Nothing else on the shirt: the words do the work.
Printed on the Next Level 1533 Women’s Ideal Racerback Tank, a lightweight, fitted jersey tank with a racerback cut and a printed neck label. It comes in 10 colors, sizes XS–2XL, and is printed on demand.






































